Hey, look at her.
Wow, she looks so pretty!
Is she a model?
A freshman?
Who...
is she?
You see this girl?
Her name is Yamada.
I can't tell you her given name yet.
Yamada, the ultimate beauty.
And of course, she's pretty beneath the clothes.
Leg hair, check.
Skin, check.
All right, perfect as always.
With the exception of one part, that is.
Every single time!
It looks so weird!
Does everyone's look like this?
Fifteen years old and a virgin.
Sign: Staircase to Adulthood
Guess what's her dream that she's gonna pursue in high school.
When I get into high school...
When I get into high school, I hope I can get 100 fuck buddies!
Sis, I suggest you start with a boyfriend first.
Chika!
Don't sneak up on me!
Kiss me baby!
Don't rush love, rushing is a no no.
O God, please tell me.
I'm engrossed by my fantasies,
but when you smile, my heart skips a beat.
I don't know why.
There's no end to my secret excitement.
You still don't know anything...
...about the real me.
The number grows one by one,
counting the firsts for just you and me.
I'll connect them all and jump into your arms.
Oh, I love you.
Don't rush love, rushing is a no no.
O God, please tell me.
I'm engrossed by my fantasies,
but when you smile, my heart skips a beat.
I don't know why.
There's no end to my secret excitement.
Boy Meets Girl
Make me your "First"!!
Takeshita!
Sorry!
You're late!
I'm only tagging along, you know?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
So what are you gonna buying?
A dictionary.
Why can't you use the one from junior high?
Well...
I highlighted all the sex-related words...
What are you, some twelve year old brat?!
Hey, you're cute.
You free?
Wanna have fun with us?
This always happens when I hang out with you...
So, what do you want to do?
A virgin?
You're not as much of a boy-magnet as I thought.
Wow, it looks pretty darn weird.
Heck no!
No, thanks!
You're way too picky, Yamada.
That's why you've never had a boyfriend yet.
I have the right to pick a good man.
But I get the feeling they'd be good at sex...
I wonder if I can find any hot virgin guys...
Cut it out, you sex freak!
Hey, he's also looking for a dictionary.
His dictionary must also have sex-related words-
I don't think so.
What a boring face.
He's so generic and unmanly...
Even I'm still looking for a partner, so it must be even harder for him.
It... doesn't hurt?
Huh?
Ow...
He saved me!
No, no.
You just fell on him by chance.
Oh, I'm sorry!
He doesn't need to be so flustered.
Well, it's not like he'll ever have a chance with a beauty like me.
He doesn't seem to be an expert at sex, but he's manly!
As my first sex partner...
Hey, welcome!
I think I'll start with a beer.
He's totally what I'm looking for!
Could he be my ideal partner?
Hi, I'm Yamada!
I need to ask... I just have to...
Um...
Yes?
You...
You're still a virgin, right?
That's not how you introduce yourself!
Jackpot!
Looks like you were spot on.
You like a guy that plain?
Your taste in men is so weird.
I wonder who he is...
You'll never find out since his face is the only thing you know.
Well, I don't remember that either...
Unbelievable...
It's just the first time.
Once that's over, the rest should be cruise control.
But that crucial guy who's going to be my first is...
I wonder where he could be...
The guy at the bookstore yesterday.
Yeah...
I wonder where he is...
My one and only...
Hey, Yamada!
He's there!
He's right there!
Yamada!
Yamada?
Hey, can I take a picture of you?
A picture?
Yamada!
No!
No freakin' way!
Isn't she from the bookstore yesterday?
She's in my class?
You, too!
I said, no pictures!
Yamada, he picked it up for you.
Oh, it's mine?
I thought you were trying to steal a shot of me...
You're that guy from the bookstore yesterday!
That virgin!
My name is Takashi Kosuda!
Kosuda?
Kosuda!
So his name is Kosuda.
He was just right next to me!
This must be what they call fate.
Be honored, Kosuda.
You've been chosen as the first man who will be on top of me!
First I need to close some distance.
I know!
I forgot my textbook, can I share one with you?
Sure.
That's it!
G-Give me your textbook!
Is she going to jump me?
What?
Oh, crap!
Retard!
I'm not good at being roundabout.
I'll make him mine in one shot!
First, I need to be alone with him.
Hey, Yamada?
His room...?
Inside a car...?
Or on a ferris wheel...?
But I don't have that kind of a relationship with him yet.
What's my plan?
Kidnap him!
Y-Yamada?
All right, now we're all alone.
But... now what do I do?
Shoot, I wasn't thinking!
Stupid!
Seduce him, Yamada.
But how?
Strip?
How should I know if I've never gone out with a guy?
What should I do?
Strip... Strip...
Strip!
Now I'm just a freak!
Why am I so dumb?!
Kosuda, you're so lucky that you get to sit next to her.
What's Yamada like?
Elegant?
What's she like? Well...
Let's see, the only things she's done to me...
One, tease me that I'm a virgin.
Two, mistaken me for a peeper.
Three, steal my textbook.
Four, show me her boobs.
If it weren't for number four, she'd be just a jerk...
But is she a freak?
Sign: Next Day
Then Tanimoto will be the disciplinary rep.
Now let's pick two people for library helpers.
Anyone want to volunteer?
None of you?
That's a little disappointing.
Then...
I'm going to call names.
Yamada and Kosuda.
I-I'm in luck!
It's heavy.
Hey, are you okay?
Here, I'll help you.
Are you okay?
Somewhat...
Thanks...
Except it won't come out of my mouth.
But he's surprisingly reliable.
And... I didn't like the library at first because I thought it'd smell moldy,
but it has a lot of blind spots.
No, not here.
Hey, Yamada...
Kosuda...
I need your help.
Yeah, what is it?
I have a stomach ache.
Can you help me rub it?
Why don't you take some painkillers?
I did, but it's not working.
So... please...
K-Keep going.
My chest is so tight, but if I run away, it'll be the same as yesterday.
Move up a little more...
Up?
Up?!
Up!
That's way too high!
She's inviting me, right?
But what if she's actually in pain?
Then I'd be the biggest jerk alive.
Don't tease me.
Yeah, just do it...
Just touch me right there!
I'll go call the nurse!
Jesus Christ...
How could he pull out half way?
You amature!
Oh, you're asking me who I am floating around?
I am Yamada's God of Sex!
In other words, a God that watches over people's lust and guides them toward ultimate paradise.
Nice to meet you all.
It's a fierce road for the hot Yamada till she reaches her goal of 100 fuck buddies.
Sign: Health Office
Everyone, take your bras off!
Sup, God of Sex here.
We have a checkup today.
Okay, Yamada next.
Height: 164 cm.
Weight: 43 kg.
Sitting height: 87 cm.
Yamada, you're so thin!
And her sitting height's low.
Oh, no.
Next, Takeshita.
Nice rack you got there, Takeshita.
F-cup, was it?
You look like you're gonna kill!
I haven't grown at all since last year!
I have no idea what's going on in her mind.
But could she possibly...
She doesn't even want me to see her face?!
I hope he took notice of my perfect body stats.
After-School Strategy!
Let's start with a kiss for now?
Oh, man...
Midterms are almost here.
Want to study together?
Why don't you study with Kosuda?
But I'm omniscient.
You could improve on your math,
and get closer to Kosuda, too.
B-But where?
We're not close enough to go to either of our houses.
Just do it in this room.
In this room?!
Sign: Yamada Fantasy
K-Kosuda!
Yamada!
No, no!
Someone might barge right in!
Stick on the subject we're talking about here...
After school.
K-Kosuda!
Teach me math!
Can't you ask normally?!
Sure.
How do you do the problems on page 37?
Oh, I think you use this formula here.
Oh, I get it!
Kosuda's actually pretty good at math.
Well, that's good.
I'm at least being some sort of help.
Huh?
Hey, is this...
S-Sorry.
I was this close to kissing!
No, wait a minute.
I've only been thinking about the sex, but don't you normally start off with a kiss?
That's right!
Sex was just way too high of a goal to achieve without the things coming before it!
I'll aim for a kiss for now!
The longest journey begins with a single step!
Getting 100 fuck buddies starts with the first kiss!
Where was your first kiss?
Most popular: My room or my boyfriend's room.
All right!
Yamada.
Kosuda...
It's the first time you've ever brought a guy home!
Not my house.
It'd have to be Kosuda's place...
But I need a reason to go there.
That's it!
Several days later.
Confirming Kosuda's umbrella.
Then I hide it!
Hey!
And after school yet again.
Huh?
Where's my umbrella?
All right, good going!
Get out!
Did you forget your umbrella?
You're so hopeless.
I'll share mine with you.
Come on!
Um, I'll hold it.
Okay.
I did well on my math midterm, so thanks.
I see...
Wow, she's really cute.
Ow.
Again?
What's his problem?
Huh?
I hope...
it'll take some time before reaching his house.
Sign: Kosuda
Thanks for walking me home.
No problem.
I hid his umbrella in the first place.
Now I just need to get in his house, then his room, then...
Kosuda...
Yamada...
Kiss.
Hurry up and invite me in!
I wonder if she'd be fine with coming inside...
Takashi, you were home?
Sis, did you ditch again?
A sister?
She's so hot!
No wonder Kosuda wasn't fazed by my beauty!
A girl?!
You sneaky little...
Stop!
And he's used to touching girls too!
I'm Kazuki Kosuda, a sophomore in college.
Boy, am I surprised.
I never thought he'd bring a girl home.
What do you see in him?
Just leave me alone!
Hey, where's your room, Kosuda?
I'm gonna go clean up!
Give me a minute!
Be sure to hide those porn magazines!
Oh, sorry.
I shouldn't have said that.
Not at all.
It's natural to read those, isn't it?
Oh, Sis...
You're helpless.
You know, he's been passive since he was little, so he's always being bullied around.
I always ended up protecting him.
But he's actually really nice.
So... I was hoping someone would seriously fall for him someday.
I'm sorry.
I just want to get in his pants!
I know he's kind.
I see.
Oh, Mom?
Where are you?
Let's have dinner by the station.
Takashi doesn't want any.
Well, I won't be back for around two hours.
So take care of my brother.
I'm done.
Huh, where's my sister?
Two hours...
All alone.
All right!
Two hours would be enough time for us to enjoy the luxury of a love hotel together.
I was only planning to get a kiss out of today, but...
Make my brother a man.
I can't believe I got his sister's approval.
I did not say that!
Are you thirsty?
I'll go grab something to drink.
Insant kill, the tuck sit.
I have barley tea and ice coffee.
Which one do you want?
What am I supposed to do now?
I know!
I'll ask Takeshita.
Hey, Takeshita?
What do you want?
I'm in the middle of shopping.
Oh, shopping? Where at?
Atsukiyo.
Oh, what did you buy?
Who cares, now bye!
What's her problem?
Did she buy something embarrassing?
Could she have bought that or that or that or that or that or...
It's lotion for my heat rash.
Huh?
Drugstores have...
Perfectly securing!
Full-on armor!
Choose Demon Condoms for your need!
Crap!
I forgot to bring one with me!
You're joking!
Sign: Video Footage
Mommy!
I'm back.
Um... Yamada?
Yamada!
No, no!
I must at least kiss him as I had originally planned.
I need to build a mood somehow...
Can I see your photo album?
Here.
I'll praise his pictures and build the mood.
Wow, you were so cute when you were little!
Huh?
Um... it's cool.
Like those matryoshka dolls.
Is she praising me?
That plan didn't work!
Plan B.
Yamada...
I can, right?
I'll...
finally...
What the hell is that?!
I'm going home!
Shock... Shock.... Shock...
That scared me!
That scared me so much!
You have a lot more to work on.
I want to embrace you!
I want to see you!
The moonlight is shining.
I don't need the glass shoes tonight, Darling.
I close my eyes, yet the moment we touch,
I awake from my dream and my chest suddenly feels tight.
Hey, come pick me up.
Keep it a secret from your mommy.
Bathing in the moonlight,
I am the barefoot princess, you see?
I want to embrace you!
I want to see you!
The moonlight is shining.
I cast a magic spell that will last forever.
I promise you.
Never again, will I let you go.
I don't need the glass shoes tonight, Darling.
Preview
I'm Yamada!
It's only episode one, and I witnessed something unbelievable!
My heart won't stop.
But I'm all right now!
Next episode will be the highlight of summer!
I'll seduce Kosuda with my bikini!
Y-Yamada.
Some F-cup bitch with glasses is being featured too, it seems.
However, she's no match for me!
I'll be making my way towards my goal of 100 fuck buddies yet again next time!
Don't miss it!